“I need your help.”
“we’re out of milk”
“Damn those lazy cows! Anyway, it’s our wedding anniversary on Saturday and yes, I should have done this weeks ago but I’ve got tomorrow and Friday to get your mother something thoughtful and nice. What should I get?”
“Honestly? I think she’d really appreciate some milk.”
“The milkman always seems to bring her milk! How can I compete with that!? He drives a milk truck, for god’s sake! A milk truck! So no. I need to buy her something else. What?”
“How about, I don’t know, Jewelry? Like a necklace or something? Or earrings.”
“A necklace is good and she does have ears.”
The lady at the pathology near Subway is AMAZING! She let me just chill there and read, talk about the book, bloody awesome sense of humor. First thing she said to me:
“Take a seat.. just don’t take it too far. I need it.”
The reason blood tests give me hell, especially when they’re rough is because I have deep veins O_O So she went as gently as she could, stroking my arm and purring at me just making me laugh as I read. Then it was harder to get the other arm so she let me lay down with teddies at my feet, I just chilled there reading. She moved the teddies and I was all, “TEDDIES!”
she was like, “You don’t want a teddy bear!” and laughed
Me: But I like teddies!
Her: well then… here’s a teddy. *Hands me a teddy*
I gots a teddy bear :’D
Remus taught Harry the patronus charm.
Harry taught Teddy the patronus charm.
Therefore Remus taught Teddy through Harry.
So earlier on, I was going to use the butter to cook some mushrooms but I decided to cook them into pasta instead, leaving the butter on the second wrack in the fridge, rather than in the side part. Mum discovers this and the convo:
Mum: what did you do with the butter?! Did it fall out? Joey, what did you do with the butter?
Me: It’s not what I did WITH it. It’s what I did TO it.
Mum: … *Avoids the subject*
A message from Prince Harry at the CHIME for Change concert. (x)
I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
The older I get, the more I just want everything to be as adorable as possible. I’m sorry H.P. Lovecraft. I couldn’t help myself.
I am sorry. I am so sorry, but every time I see this, I look at the bottom one and cannot unsee an Ood
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET
I haven’t had a grin on my face this big in a lonngggg time